A Jean Claude Van Damme Biopic--It Hurts My Eyes
10/15/2007 Posted by Admin
Apparently, the Mussles from Brussels is set to star in his own biopic. Yes, his own biopic, which means he officially has hit rock bottom. Not that he hadn't already given the full-on craziness revealed in the above photo, but, hey, there are several rock bottoms to hit. Just ask Britney.
The film will be called J.C.V.D. and you just know that it's going to suck in ways that will make for great viewing. I can't wait. Bring it!
Below is a trailer for the film. I think it's supposed to be funny. Note how many times Van Damme wipes at his nose. Let's hope he gets that under control real soon.
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