Ocean's Twelve: Blu-ray DVD Review (2008)

A self-conscious, self-indulgent sequel you watch from the sidelines, looking in at all the A-list celebrities having a grand time being A-list celebrities while you yourself are stuck having a C- time.

It’s plot has the distinction of being tertiary to everything else onscreen. It’s weak and convoluted, with a numbing effect that’s isolating.

This is fraternity filmmaking that features mainstream actors snubbing their noses at mainstream moviemaking in a film ironically targeted for the mainstream.

Go figure. It’s a big slumber party in Europe for them, a colossal bore in the States for us.

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Rated PG-13. Grade: C-