Oh, Spock

What fresh hell has Zachary Quinto--otherwise known as Spock from the recent "Star Trek" movie--gotten himself into? Who advised him to do this? And what is spraying all over him? I could speculate, but it would likely turn off my advertisers, and we can't have that!

Check out Quinto in what is being billed as a "video portrait by Tyler Shields Song 'Without Light' by Plushgun."

Whatever! Watching the video, I kept expecting Bruno to show up.

Check it out below. Bring an umbrella.