WATCH: Trailer for Rob Zombie's "Halloween II"

Below is the new TV spot for Rob Zombie's upcoming "H2," which translated stands for "Halloween 2," which translated stands for "Some shit movie dumped at the end of August before better movies follow in the Fall."

Or something like that.

Anybadrobzombiemovie, my favorite quote from the trailer is this: "Only a river of blood can bring us together again." Really? Actually, that isn't quite true. Only the box office can bring us together again, which is the case here.

Zombie's "Halloween" obviously did enough business to merit a sequel, which stymies me because it was really, really bad. You can read a review of that mess here.

Check out the H2 TV spot here: