Miley Cyrus Quits Twitter -- And Raps About it on YouTube

The devil--otherwise known as Miley Cyrus--has quit Twitter....and world markets collapsed! Animals took cover in forests! Global warming spiked!

Yes, that's old news. But her new YouTube rap video on why she quit Twitter is new news.

We like new news, particularly when it exposes stars for who they really are. In this case, please see the photo to your left.

For more--including Miley rapping like a white girl--see below.

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View the Miley-rapping-about-Twitter video here:

God help us all if she produces another.