Admit it: Paris Hilton as You Want to See Her

7/24/2010 Posted by Admin

Oh, just admit it! Below are two photos of Paris Hilton diving into some salty waters off the coast of Who Cares? The first photo is real. The second photo is the dream photo that could take pop culture to its knees. Imagine the headlines: "Paris Hilton: Dead from Shark Consumption."  Or, in an effort to revive her flagging (*cough*) film career: "Paris Hilton Stars in 'Jaws 28'"

(As an absolute aside, I was at the Cher concert in Vegas on July 4th, and guess who came breezing past me just as the lights were dimming--naturally, Paris Hilton. She was three rows ahead of me. Didn't crack a smile through the whole show, from what I could see.  She just sat there, not moving.  I think her head was lifted once.)

Anyway, the photos. Which is your favorite?

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2 comments:

  1. @graywolfpack said...

    LOL, Ok you got me, the second photo is spot on!

  2. Angie said...

    lol i def like the 2nd one better. I was hoping that's what it was going to be