Has Jessica Simpson Hit Bottom? Not According to This Nostril (Photo).

Jessica Simpson, with boyfriend Eric Johnson.  What's the big deal?  A casual glance at the photos suggests nothing.  They're sweet (gag).  They're in love (hurl).  And then you realize she's staring up his nostril and has noted what might be a bat in the cave.

Who do you want to bet told him?

Since Jessica is all class all the time, naturally, our beloved Simpson herself.