Rob...Nowe!

Rob Lowe is on the cover of Men's Fiftness.  We learn that he's embracing sobriety and that he's tackling dangerous waves and cliffs.  He's also seeking a new high, which leaves me worried about the sobriety part of the equation. 

But whatever.

In the cover, we also see the half-Monty, which means that Rob has other issues to deal with.  Like vanity.  And getting a new agent.  That sort of thing.  Because this cover?  In spite of featuring "88 Ways to Lose Fat, Get Lean," and that it has an article titled "Fantasy Sex Tonight," this cover doesn't inspire me to do anything more than turn it over.

Rob?  Nowe.