Stanley Tucci, Cher, Christina Aguilera all in..."Burlesque"

9/24/2009 Posted by Admin

It's true! Obviously, the gay heavens have opened and within them are Cher, Christina Aguilera and Stanley Tucci all joining the production of "Burlesque."

In the film, Aguilera plays an ambitious small-town girl with a big voice who finds success in a neo-burlesque club on Sunset Boulevard. Cue the red lips. Cue the blonde mane. Cut to Aguilera bleating like a sheep.

Tucci is the club's manager and the best pal of Tess, who is played by Cher, hopefully in something stitched together in Bob Mackie's sewing room. Here, Cher is a former dancer who tries to help the young girl. On paper, that is.

Steven Antin penned the script, later revised by Susannah Grant, and will direct. Shooting kicks off November 9th for release next Thanksgiving.

Get your turkeys basted, because this movie is going to soar into the heavens and create one major battle as Cher and Aguilera take each other on. Bring it!