Andy Dick Arrested...Again

By our guest blogger, Spencer Morton

Andy Dick is probably best known for two things--being a rarely funny, mostly untalented, B-list celebrity, and for doing stupid things pretty much all the time. This past Saturday, Dick was at it again. He was arrested for allegedly groping a male patron and for grabbing a bouncer’s crotch. Insert Dick joke here.

The incident occurred at approximately 4 a.m. at the Funny Bone (oh, the name!), a comedy club in Huntington, West Virginia. The criminal complaint document, obtained by the always-reliable TMZ, states that Dick was conversing with a male patron when he "unexpectedly and without invitation grabbed the victim's crotch, repeatedly groping then kissing him."

Dick was sent to jail and bail was posted at $60,000. At the time of the incident, Dick was on probation for a 2008 sexual abuse case in which he allegedly pulled down a 17-year-old girl’s tank top, exposing her bare breasts to patrons outside a chicken joint.  In other words, finger-licking-you're-in-jail.

In 1999, Dick was charged with possession of cocaine, marijuana, drug paraphernalia and operating a motor vehicle while under the influence of drugs and/or alcohol. In 2007, he was cited for public urination after relieving himself on a sidewalk and building in Columbus, Ohio. Dick has also been known to expose his genitals on stage, grope women on the Jimmy Kimmel Show, and slap reporters in the face.

Andy Dick has been the laughing stock of the comedy world for a while. Every blue moon he’ll say something funny, but often wonder has wonder why he's famous. The world’s only trisexual always makes for a pretty good punch line, however.