Which Celeb Is Puckering Up to a Primate?

This will surprise no one. It will disappoint no one. It will make no one gasp nor raise their eyebrows.

Instead, unfortunately for the poor starlet featured, it will make everyone say, "Yes, of course, it's her. With Michael Jackson dead, who else would kiss a chimp?"

You can see all of the STDs being passed after the jump.

Gross.

Naturally, it's Paris Hilton. That poor chimp at least deserved a Lohan. Another reason we need national healthcare, if only to protect the animals.