Photos: Stepford Katie as...Jackie O?

Okay, fine.

So Katie Holmes kind of sort of looks like Jackie O. You know I wanted to say Jackie Xeno, but there you have it--she doesn't. Makeup did a fine job. Channeling the powers of Scientology couldn't have hurt.  Sure, there's a little bit of Rosie O'Donnell in The Flintstones here, but that just gives Katie the edge she needs.  And this woman needs an edge.

Check out the photos below of Katie as Jackie. I wonder how Andy Warhol would have interpreted this?  Probably with her head attached to a DC-8.