The Real Reason Lindsay Lohan is in Jail

Sure, alcohol and prescription drugs were TWO reasons Lindsay Lohan landed herself in jail, but there's another.  She chose to wear the outfit below.  Was she "medicated" while stepping into those feather-and-gold Clash of the Titans shoes?  And who got to her torso with the Bedazzler?  You know it was Dina.  And about that run in her stocking--is that fashion?  No.  It's a fashion crime, Lindsay.  A sad fashion crime.

Here's hoping your time in the clink helps you work out all sorts of issues.





Orange suits her better.