The Hills Have Eyes 2: Movie Review, DVD Review, Blu-ray disc Review (2007)

Well, no, they don't. If they did and if they could see, they would have read the script, passed on it, and we all would have been better for it.

This sequel to Alexandre Aja's 2006 remake of the 1977 Wes Craven classic makes the latter movie look like playtime for tots.

It trips on its own entrails--sometimes quite literally--and watching it, you have to wonder where is the fun in a movie like this? There are no jolts, no flashes of humor, no winking at the audience--just bloodletting that crosses the line.

Unrated. Grade: D